collegehumor:

It’s Not Porn…

It’s HBO.

  • spring: black clothes
  • summer: black clothes
  • autumn: black clothes
  • winter: black clothes

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

*takes selfie with victim*

(Source: nbchannibal)


lysnk2:

We had a pretty great night.

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

arseniks:

when you finish a drawing and you like it 

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A diet is a cure that doesn’t work for a disease that doesn’t exist.
Fat Underground (via feminist-physicist)

(Source: rotfrukter)

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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