mindfang:

never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety never make fun of someones anxiety


(Source: lxvemxneyparty)

kidouyuuto:

kidouyuuto:

i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet

I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck


hotdog-ouroboros:

thank you, giant cynical owl


(Source: perel)

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore


lotrlockedwhovian:

systemofadowny:

Take no shit

If only this was a socially acceptable way to deal with assholes in the world today…

(Source: gameofthronesdaily)

percy-in-my-pants:

yaritzalikeszombies:

departmentsaur:

shubbabang:

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ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

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castiel-knight-of-hell:

hunterdetectivetimelord:

imclueingforlookss:

Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about history?
Me: image
Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about religion?
Me:
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Friend: Wow, where did you learn so much about psychology?
Me: image

Friend: Wow, where did you learn to cook?
Me:
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One of these is a lot more disturbing than the others

yeah, the church wouldn’t approve of learning religion from Supernatural